What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:32
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
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Still no good
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Would you let your partner cheat on you every now and again?
—
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
Why do men cheat on their wives with someone extremely unattractive?
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What's your favorite stupid joke?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Why am I not getting any atheists to debate with? Are they scared?
Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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So they tried
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
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